When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester



man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.

Five True Facts About Asexuals


1.) The asexual can exit this plane of reality by staying very, very still.

2.) The asexual can hear emotions such as fear.

3.) The standard asexual has 12 ghost tentacles sprouting from its back. Super Asexuals have 13, and Mega Asexuals can grow as many as 20.

4.) To summon…





"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"

Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints.

Yes, but Girl Scout shouldn’t be a thing, it should just be Scouting of America!!

Girls Scouts became a thing…